hotelvalentine:

When you call your personal shellfish salesman and order atlantic lobster caught fresh straight from nova scotia for your homemade lobster bisque

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fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

stability:

A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

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hnifur:

my grandma spilling that truth tea all over you hunties

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